If you've played World of Warcraft you've surely heard your fair share of Chuck Norris jokes. Whether you were playing in The Barrens as Horde or one of the newbie Alliance zones, someone always starts a Chuck Norris series of facts that goes on for hours. Below is a list of some of the most popular Chuck Norris facts. There is even a World of Warcraft addon for Chuck Norris Facts
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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